Showing posts with label didn't do it. Show all posts
Showing posts with label didn't do it. Show all posts

Monday, June 04, 2007

It's a Gas!

(If you're having trouble seeing these just double click on them and a new window will open with it in full size)

^ My personal favorite^

^also very clever^




Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Also...

This is SO true! I loves me a grilled cheese with a pickle!

You Are a Grilled Cheese Sandwich

You are a traditional person with very simple tastes.
In your opinion, the best things in life are free, easy, and fun.
You totally go with the flow. And you enjoy every minute of it!

Your best friend: The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Your mortal enemy: The Ham Sandwich

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Friday, September 22, 2006




20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

(disclaimer: I did not make these up but I did laugh a little. This is my version of 'forwarding')

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible,
skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital, and ask why the poems don't rhyme?

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go." (I love this one!)

Friday, August 04, 2006

Urban Dictionary

This site seems to take my little game of Balderdash to another level! It's a slang dictionary that you right the definitions for!It's really funny. Here's todays word:

August 4, 2006

awesinine:
Stupidly brilliant, or brilliantly stupid. Describes an idea or work whose chief virtue is its overwhelming, unadulterated dumbness.


Have you heard about that new movie 'Snakes on a Plane'?Heck yeah! I'm going opening night. That thing looks awesinine

Wilma, you totally have to go put your new words up on that site!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

I discovered this website today and it amused me for MINUTES! Which is pretty good for old flibirdijibit....

http://www.43things.com/

Enjoy.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Gotta See the Laughing Babies!

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=465, This just made me giggle and giggle!
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